i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You have to summon your inner elephant
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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