Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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