I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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