school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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