Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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