I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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