i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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