The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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