New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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