So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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