we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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