just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My feet surprised me
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
