If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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