am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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