Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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