Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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