Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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