Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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