i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
i came on her dog
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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