My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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