I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
