I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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