Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
not ubering you a puppy
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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