Me too!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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