Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
look no pants
My first STD was from a foam party
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize