She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Im part way to drunk.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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