Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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