New invention idea: vibrating tampons
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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