Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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