u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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