It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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