dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Mom said you looked used
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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