I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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