He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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