Kiss
Puke
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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