What did we do last night that was yellow?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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