i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Randomize
