Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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