So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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