Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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