Me too!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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