North Korea, Best Korea!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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