If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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