doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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