just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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