Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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