1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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