home. puking in laundry basket.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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