only if we run a train.
done.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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