hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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