I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Im just a social blackout drinker.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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