when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
