I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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