please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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