I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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