I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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